But this post is not about Game of Thrones.
We The Perry's live in the snow and in the north (of Europe) and is snow everywhere, and I just remembered today to write something about snow.
Snow is water in solid state, and is white... -- The End --
It could be like this but no, snow is much more than that, it is also cold.. -- The End --
No, I will continue...
I don't know much about snow, but I know it is fun... In fact we have been living the reality only for 5 year, but I will tell a tale that is a true story.... Yeah, It's True...
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Once upon a time... there was a Little Princess that lived in a Castle.
(in fact it was an apartment)... and this little girl likes to eat snow, not just snow, a lot of snow...
And on a normal day that the Princess would be carried away in her Golden Carriage pulled by a team of 4 horses she would just take her hands out and take all the snow she could to eat... so much that she worked as a break for the carriage...
(in fact the carriage was a sledge and the horse was me...)
But.... One day the Little Princess got sick and some rashes all over the body.
The King and Queen, stayed very worried about the little Princess, as they never have seen something similar... (suspense now)...(drums ruffle).. :O :O
So they took the Little Princess to the kingdom Wizard, Merlin for some advice.
(in fact it was only a doctor in medicine)..
King and Queen, told Merlin...
- Oh our almighty wizard, please tell us what is wrong with our daughter, what kind of black magic are this rashes all over her... Which kind of magic Maleficient brought this time?
Merlin in his 150 year wizardness, said in his perfect Ancient Old English.
(Fact check, he was maximum 50 something, and it was norwegian english)
- There is nothing wrong, just a small allergy, nothing to worry about. Go to the castle and relax..
- Oh Thank you very much... We are so much appreciated for your magic. As a last request, we would like to ask you a favor. Is it possible for you to cast a spell on the princess so that her no longer eats snow?
(in fact we just asked if he could just tell her that eating snow was bad for health, as she does not care)
- Yes ...
And Merlin raise his hands and said to The Princess using Old Viking words...
(fact check, it was just plain Norwegian bokmål)
- You Will Not eat Snow that is Yellow.
- You Will Not eat Snow that is Brown.
- You shall eat all the snow that is white and fluffy and looking tasty.
And with this words there was a big thunder and magic happened.
The King and Queen that didn't understood, at the time, a word of this language, just asked what he had just said and after knowing, they could not believe.
The spell was cast and there was nothing to be done.
From that day on, and until now, after 400 year, all the kingdom Princess have been eating snow as if there was no tomorrow.
(again fact check - 4 years, and only Beatriz eats snow)
(re-fact check - The King once, or twice also used snow as ice cubes in drinks)
-- The End --
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